The Final Countdown
Imagine an unfinished blowjob and you have successfully conceptualized The Final Countdown. Perhaps that sounds terrible? Well what would you call a time travel World War 2 movie where an aircraft carrier filled to the rafters with F-14's could avert Pearl Harbor but nothing even close to that happens?
The movie features an all-star cast and the potential to be the best kitsch movie of the 80's. But instead all you get for your trouble is a wasted premise, a destroyed yacht, two Zeroes shot down a Navy Chopper that explodes ridiculously. In fact the climax of this blue ball inducing flick is whether the airborne F-14's made it back to the future with the carrier in the weird time tunnel thunderstorm.
This movie is so bad I wish I could convince George Lucas to fix it instead of ruining his three good Star Wars movies. But alas.